February 2011
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Not Feeling any of this anymore:
What the fuck is college? Maybe I’m too old for this shit?
January 2011
66 posts
I rather snuff candles with my eyes
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Lollerblades: How I'm selfish
I like making myself laugh more than anything.
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Tempora mutantur et nos mutamur in illis
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People can tell:
I’m feeling pretty crummy. Everyone at work keeps on asking me if I’m alright. I hate being an open book sometimes.
“Josh: “When did you lose your fake Paul?”
Paul: “The...”
– A little chit chat.
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I dug my first car out today.
….I smell really bad….sweating during winter still doesn’t make sense to me.
I don't think so.
“If you check the inside pocket of every jacket there’s a condom in there”
– Joe talking about his coats on the rack
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I'm a very patient person;
But I think if the people that live below me bang on the pipes or the ceiling one more time, I might break something.
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A Portrait Of The Artist As A Young Man: Chapter 3
Reminds me of a few teachers I’ve had in Catholic School who promised me the damnations of Hell and scared the living shit out of me. Just a tad scared and depressed right now.
Pimps ride the elevator
I legit just rode the elevator with a pimp. He had a black Leather suit, pimp nail, cane, and was smoking a cigar. I just stood in awe at his presence.
Try to make me feel uncomfortable with some...
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Saves the Day- This is not an exit-Bug Sessions
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Excited and Nervous
I start my student teaching placement tomorrow. I’ve been assigned to special ed. Kindergarten. I don’t really know what to expect. This is going to be my first special ed placement. I’m honestly a little scared.
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Saturday night:
Spent with a genius.
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Dear Dudes,
Friends will be there when that skank leaves yo ass.
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Friday night approaches;
And all I want to do is stay up all night and play Dungeons and Dragons, but nobody plays here at School.
“His soul had approached that region where dwell the vast hosts of the dead. His...”
– “The Dead” from Dubliners by James Joyce (via quotas)
By far, one of the most beautiful things I have ever read.
Reblog this if;
thefakesoundofamy:
You like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini and crouquet. You can’t swim, can’t dance and you don’t know karate. But you’ve faced it, You’re never gonna make it. But you don’t wanna make it, You just wanna-
Because I would like to follow you all.
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““I did put my dick inside of her, but it was all mushed up” -pat
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– These were all said within minutes of each other. I fucking love my Roomies
“Like, Where’s your dick dude?”
– Joe
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